Well, Bill & John have had their first father/son blow up, and it was not pretty. Tempers flared, feelings were hurt. What pray tell did John do? Well, I can tell you that he did not break curfew. He did not take the car out for a joyride. He didn't even break anything. What he did was far more dasterdly than any of those. Here is a picture of the crime:
Yes, he looks innocent, but he is 100% guilty.
He took the remote. And he knows how to use it. Daddy will give anyone the shirt off his back, but don't ever, ever ask him to share the remote!